“These fake teeth remind me of the last time we fought these guys and they had fake teeth,” Uther says, plucking the fake teeth from Uktarl’s real mouth.   “Impi dimp!” Imp E. Dimp agrees, then finds a second entrance into the first entrance that the adventurers arrived at for the second time after the first time. A makeshift alarm of clay pots, clay chairs, and clay trinkets clatters to the ground!   Oh yeah, they killed Uktarl, so nobody is inside now.

The Adventurers settle on spending 3,300 gold from their collection to buy some property. Yay, imaginary real estate! Just like in real life! “Everything is too expensive from when I was buying property here last, so I'm not going to negotiate,” Klardini says, pouting and not participating in the lengthy real estate brokerage discussions. Surprise, kids—this is what D&D is really about!

After cementing their deal with the representative of the Zhentarim, Davil Starsong, the adventurers gear up to descend into the dungeon once again. Their last trek ended with a harrowing encounter with a bugbear—a hideous, brawny, furred monster with gnashing teeth and a violent attitude. Also, the bugbear’s brain was replaced with an intellect devourer—a maddening brain-monster that infests its victims heads, eats their brains, then takes control of the host. Varian Bloomst

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